Memey Thing

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Nicked this from el-Jimmeister, looks fun soooo....

Choose 12 random characters for this meme! They can be fictional characters, or your friends :3\

LET'S PICK SOME RANDOM FICTIONAL CHARACTERS EY.
1. Captain America, Marvel
2. Dean Winchester, Supernatural
3. Thor Odinson, Marvel
4. Natasha Romanov, Marvel
5. Sam Winchester, Supernatural
6. Charlie Bradbury, Supernatural
7. Bruce Banner/ The Hulk, Marvel
8. Tony Stark, Marvel
9. Castiel, Supernatural
10. Gabriel, Supernatural
11. Loki Laufeyson, Marvel
12. Balthazar, Supernatural

1. 11 suddenly hugs 3. How does he/she react?
This must be a mistake. Loki does not hug Thor, Loki hates Thor. Out of character.

....if this ever happened, Thor would be overjoyed and probably break a couple of Loki's ribs hugging him so hard.

2. What happens if you give 9 a chainsaw?
Castiel would probably thank you for the gesture and approach Dean to find out how it worked and what it was generally used for.

3. So trio 1 (12,6,1) are going to have a war against trio 2 (8,5,2). Who would win?
So it's Balthazar, Charlie Bradbury and Captain America up against Tony Stark, Sam and Dean Winchester.

That's a good cause for arguement. Team two have Tony's cash for whatever they want and have Sam and Dean's experience from pranking each other. Team one however have AN ANGEL and Charlie, not to mention Cap who could be quite deceptive if he wanted to be. I think I'd call it that Dean would eventually give into temptation and prank his brother, and then everything would decend into chaos.

4. 10 just kidnapped 7!!!
Gabriel, no. Do not abduct Bruce. Do not do anything to upset him. The Hulk will just as readily Hulk Smash you into the floor like he did to your MARVEL counterpart.

5. Thereis a game of chess with 4 vs. 2. Who wins?
Natasha Romanov vs. Dean Winchester? Dean spends the entire time hitting on her. It doesn't end well for him. Sam is in the background laughing.

6. What is 8 and/or 12 themesong?
Tony Stark and Balthazar? Leave your suggestions in the comments, because I don't know. They'd probably hit on women together and drink scotch.

7. Would 1 and 3 make a good couple?
Captain America and Thor? I don't think so personally, but someone out there probably ships it.

8. 4, 1 and 5 are having a friendly dinner together. However 5 suddenly starts choking. What happens?
Natasha Romanov, Captain America and Sam Winchester are having a friendly dinner, okay cool. Then Sam starts choking on his salad. Natasha gives him a single, hard slap between the shoulder blades and the offending peice of lettuce is dislodged. Sam also possibly has broken bones. Cap checks him over to see that he's okay.

9. 6 tell 11 their deepest secret.
Charlie Bradbury tells Loki her deepest secret.

...Loki is her best friend that she sometimes nerds out over, they drink wine together and gossip about everything, judge people together, you get the picture. Charlie quite possibly tells Loki what her real name is or what happened to her parents, and Loki listens.

10. 3, 5, 7, and 9 are watching a scary movie together, but then the power and lights suddenly goes black.
Thor, Sam Winchester, Bruce Banner and Castiel are all watching a scary movie together. Suddenly the power cuts and the lights go out. Cas and Thor were both pretty engrossed in the film in different ways; Thor surprised that Midgardians like movies about Aliens bursting out of people's stomachs, Cas pointing out how innaccurate everything is. Bruce offers to go out and look at the meter and Sam goes with him. The two of them shortly get the power back and resume watching Alien.

11. 7 accidentally crashes 1's car. How does 1 react to this?
Bruce accidentally crashes Cap's car. Bruce is entirely apologetic about it and offers to pay for everything, Steve is more concerned about if the other guy broke out and hurt anyone.

12. If 7 got to do what he/she wanted to do for a day. What would he/she do?
Bruce spends the day doing science and trying to find a "cure" for himself. Or healing people in Calcutta.

13. Suddenly 12 got bitchslapped by 3 and then felt down on 6 who was just beaten up by 2.
Balthazar gets bitchslapped by Thor. That's what you get for pissing of a demigod by hitting on his girlfriend, Balthy! Balthazar then falls down on Charlie Bradbury, who got beaten up by Dean Winchester.

...Dean, why did you beat up Charlie? She's your friend.

14. How would you react if your teacher was switched out with 8?
Tony would either be the best or the absolute worst teacher ever. He'd be teaching science, he'd pick physics for preference but fill in either biology or chemistry if he had to {and for a decent fee} and use dummy, butterfingers and the rest of his robots to help out with demonstrations.

15. 11 is in a relationship with 3, but 3 is cheating on 11 with 1. 11 finds this out and breaks up with 3. 1 tries to rape 3, so they break their relationship. 3 is still in love with 11, however 11 is now married to 4. And then 3 murders 4 out of jealousy. 11 is in deep sorrow because of this and commits suicide.

LOKI IS IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH THOR. NOPE NOPE NOPETY NOPE TO START WITH. But of course, Thor is cheating on Loki with Captain America.

No, Captain America does not try to rape Thor, that's not funny and so completely out of character I'm going to rip my hair out, but they break up for some reason.

Thor is still in love with the man that he believed to be his brother for the majority of his life, but Loki is now married to Natasha Romanov. Thor then murders Natasha out of jealousy. Loki is then in deep sorrow because of this and commits suicide.

... this sounds like an awful Avengers fanfiction written by a horny Thorki shipper. I... what?

16. 5 was going to meet 12 but then got stopped by 6 because he/she want to smack/bitchslap 5.

Sam was going to meet Balthazar, but got stopped by Charlie because Charlie wants to bitchslap Sam. Charlie why.

17. 8 called you to come visit them, but then 10 stopped you by throwing 2's cellphone into your face.
Tony calls me to come visit him, but Gabriel stops me by throwing Dean's mobile in my face.

Gabriel, first of all OW THAT HURT YOU DON'T THROW PHONES AT PEOPLE'S FACES, THEY HURT. Second of all, Gabriel does Dean know that you have that. And thirdly Gabriel what the hell do you have against me going to go visit Tony anyway. If Stark fucks up you know that I'll yell for you. Seriously.

18. 7 confesses their love to 9, while you and 6 are spying on them.
Bruce Banner confesses their love to Castiel. Okay.

Charlie and I are spying on them. Charlie is probably already shipping it. I'm trying to encourage her to leave and let them have some privacy.

19. 5 suddenly grabs you and drags you into a closet!
Sam, why have you dragged me into a closet? Have you removed all the spiders? Do you have a torch? Why are you telling me to shut up. Oooooooh, we're gonna prank Dean. Fine, I'm cool with that. Yes, of course I'll shut up now.

20. It's your birthday! 12, 3, and 6 comes to visit. What presents does they give you?

Balthazar, Thor and Charlie all come visit me on my birthday, yay!

Balthazar has probably stolen a fancy necklace or something along those lines, a pendant, the gemstone being a sapphire or something else that compliments my eyes.

Thor probably asked Jane or maybe Steve, Tony or Bruce what Midgardians normally give people on thier birthdays and they probably all came up with something different, so it'd just end up being something small but cute. Like a little fandomy thing, a lord of the rings mug or something.

Anything and everything fandom is possible with Charlie. A Harry Potter wand, cosplay items, who knows.

21. 9 stumbles down the stairs. will 5 help him/her or mock 9?
Cas stumbles down the stairs. Sam makes a comment about why does he need stairs when he can teleport, but picks him up anyway.

22. 2 is taking a stroll in the forest. However he/she trips and falls into a river.
7, 4 and 12 is walking just by the river. Who does 2 call for help?
Dean is taking a stroll in the forest and falls into a river. Dean does not need help from anyone and gets himself out.

Natasha, Bruce and Balthazar are all just walking by. Dean calls to nobody, but Bruce goes over to help anyway. Balthazar makes a snide comment and Natasha rolls her eyes.

23. Yay! they saved 2! Ok, so what does he/she give them in return?
Dean thanks Bruce and offers to have a drink with him later. Bruce declines politely.

24. 10 confesses their love to you. How do you react?
Gabriel loves me? Well, okay, that explains why you didn't want me hanging out with Stark earlier. Well, shower me in candy loverboy. I could live with having a cute archangel hanging off my arm and protecting me.

25. 8 decides to commit suicide by overeating salt.
Tony Stark is drunk off his head when he accidentally overdoses on salt. JARVIS prevents him from accessing any more and calls for help. Fury is not impressed.

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MadnessHarper's avatar
I can so imagine the number 20 with Thor giving you a new mug as a gift after he accidentally broke the old one cause hes a big Asgardian god and doesnt fit into tiny human kitchens oh gosh
These are all so amusing tho~ I might have to steal this one at some point mmmm